Tuesday, August 09, 2005

The mission was going well until the Klingons at Fox News violated the Neutral Zone

Overextended metaphor alert:

He was Mr. Spock to Brokaw's folksy Bones McCoy and Rather's impetuous Captain Kirk -- an alien intelligence from the planet Canada, offering not a hug or even a reassuring pat on the shoulder, but a poker face that was accented, on rare occasions, by a faintly raised eyebrow.