Thursday, May 19, 2005

They grow up and spiral out of control so fast

Lindsay Lohan is migrating through the stages of Hollywood starletdom so fast that she will be in Norma Desmond territory by the time she’s 25: Early success, cat fight with teen rival, excessive partying, breast enhancement rumors, breast reduction rumors, breakup with Fez, crazed alcoholic show-biz dad, mediocre pop recording– and now the “startlingly thin” phase.

If this follows form, we will soon see: Marriage lasting days or hours; love triangle involving Angelina Jolie and/or Kevin Federline; “Will & Grace” guest slot; total flameout.